She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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