a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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