youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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