so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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