Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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