i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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