it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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