drinking out of a sandbucket again
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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