it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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