Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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