How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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