I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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