hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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