..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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