i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
