what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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