I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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