If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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