I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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