Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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