ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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