How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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