I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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