with your own penis?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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