So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
