Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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