i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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