thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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