There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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