Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
