You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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