why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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