Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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