I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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