Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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