Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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