I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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