Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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