how can u be prego again
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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