You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I fill condoms, not promises.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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