but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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