I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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