He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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