he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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