I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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