fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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