Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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