I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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