Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
