I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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