what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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