Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
