Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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