he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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