She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
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