wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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